22 Dec 2024
So dad came for Christmas, this is the 4th day, Mum told me to go shopping, so I said ok. But the abuser said write a list, or nothing gets in your brain ‘But mummy, it’s boring so of course I’ll complain.’ The list said meatballs,milk, broccoli and its imposter, Mincemeat with cheese, on the roster, Lastly, when done, mum said, ‘Wait…’ ‘You misbought everything, what will happen to our plate?’ Then I said, ‘Uh Oh, we’re done for!’ Turns out, the cheese was the thing we bought before! -An annoyed Sheldon on 21 Dec